{"id":1472,"date":"2016-01-11T14:33:50","date_gmt":"2016-01-11T23:33:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/?p=1472"},"modified":"2016-01-11T14:33:50","modified_gmt":"2016-01-11T23:33:50","slug":"this-is-bug-the-cat-and-he-can-be-a-jerk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/?p=1472","title":{"rendered":"This is Bug the cat and he can be a jerk."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>See that mail on the floor? \u00c2\u00a0Bug knocked it down. Bug is not supposed to be on the counter and he knows it too. \u00c2\u00a0Some days when I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m working he is such a good cat and just lies about and lets me work. Other days he needs attention, wants attention and when he does not get that attention he gets into things, like the pile of mail on top of the counter, which is knows he is not supposed to get onto.<\/p>\n<p>So when I come up the stairs after hearing something fall and find this, all he can do is glare at me since after all, it is my fault he got into things he should not have since I did not play with him when he asked me too.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1474\" style=\"width: 810px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1474\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-1474 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/20160111_1359091.jpg\" alt=\"20160111_135909[1]\" width=\"800\" height=\"675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/20160111_1359091.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/20160111_1359091-300x253.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1474\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bug the cat can be a jerk<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See that mail on the floor? \u00c2\u00a0Bug knocked it down. Bug is not supposed to be on the counter and he knows it too. \u00c2\u00a0Some days when I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m working he is such a good cat and just lies about and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/?p=1472\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1472"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}