{"id":1793,"date":"2016-09-28T22:40:12","date_gmt":"2016-09-29T06:40:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/?p=1793"},"modified":"2016-09-28T22:40:32","modified_gmt":"2016-09-29T06:40:32","slug":"when-bug-does-homework","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/?p=1793","title":{"rendered":"When Bug does homework"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is Bug the cat.<\/p>\n<p>Despite all appearances Bug is not helping me with homework. In fact I think he&#8217;s making it harder. The problem with cats is that when they are bored, it&#8217;s hard to contain them in a kennel. In the last hour I&#8217;ve read 10 pages.<\/p>\n<p>This is Bug the cat and he is definitively not helping.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/bug_homework.jpg\" alt=\"bug_homework\" width=\"960\" height=\"723\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1795\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/bug_homework.jpg 960w, https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/bug_homework-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/bug_homework-768x578.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is Bug the cat. Despite all appearances Bug is not helping me with homework. In fact I think he&#8217;s making it harder. The problem with cats is that when they are bored, it&#8217;s hard to contain them in a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/?p=1793\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1793"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1793"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1793\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}