{"id":442,"date":"2014-06-09T22:35:46","date_gmt":"2014-06-10T06:35:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/?p=442"},"modified":"2014-06-09T22:35:46","modified_gmt":"2014-06-10T06:35:46","slug":"its-really-not-a-bar-anymore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/?p=442","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s really not a bar anymore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear tourists and other visitors to the &#8216;banks: I understand you may have read about or in the past visited what was formerly known as &#8220;Tommy&#8217;s Elbow Room&#8221;, but as is obviously stated with large amounts of signage this space is now a dance studio and not a bar for drunks to just wander into and saunter down memory lane.  <\/p>\n<p>In case the signage is not enough, please refer to the sign that clears states &#8220;Sorry, we are closed.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>And if that is not enough to deter you from trying to come in, perhaps the locked door should indicate that you are not welcome to just walk on in! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear tourists and other visitors to the &#8216;banks: I understand you may have read about or in the past visited what was formerly known as &#8220;Tommy&#8217;s Elbow Room&#8221;, but as is obviously stated with large amounts of signage this space &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/?p=442\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=442"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.perlgurl.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}