Rules of the Road

Q: What should a vehicle driver trying to make a turn do when they encounter a pedestrian coming towards them in the crosswalk?

a) Allow the pedestrian to cross safely. After all, they do have the right of way and the vehicle is a death machine, especially on the icy streets of downtown Fairbanks.
b) Go ahead and try to make the turn in front of the pedestrian, making full eye contact with the pedestrian and challenging the pedestrian to move faster on the icy road, because after all, they are driving the death machine.
c) Wait until the pedestrian becomes angry and throws a hammer at them. Only then will they realize the error of their ways.

(if only had a hammer this morning!)

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